Cult Challenge: April 2024: “Family Myths and Legends – Teaching Haile Selassie to Swim”

I am so pleased to say that our anthology of family myths and legends will be published in September 2024, featuring work from:

    1. Oz Hardwick
    2. Phil Santus
    3. Ceinwen E Cariad Haydon
    4. Kate Young
    5. GP Hyde
    6. Neil Windsor
    7. Mick Yates
    8. Rebecca Lacey
    9. A C Clarke
    10. Felice Hardy
    11. Wendy Goulstone
    12. Patricia M Osborne
    13. Elizabeth Horrocks
    14. Liz Kendall
    15. Kate Copeland

April always has me thinking about my Grandad, and the fact that he was a great teller of stories. When we were kids he would always come out with these brilliant tales from the War and before, and they have always stuck with me. As I have gotten older some of them became legends and perhaps myths, sitting in my mind, and it has always struck me that there is a part to be played in families and societies for such things.

The one he told that I always remember, was about the time he went on a daytrip to Weston-super-Mare, and taught the Ethiopian Messiah, Haile Selassie,  to swim.

Which to be fair is quite a claim and I’m not sure that I ever really believed it.

But yes, my Grandad was from Birmingham and even when I was a kid a day trip to Weston was the focal point of Summer, but.. Haile Selassie in the swimming pool in Weston S&M?

Really?

Anyway, it strikes me that most families have their legends and myths, and it is one of those that I would like you to admit, and share with the world in the shape of a poem, as this month’s challenge.

To be clear:

    1. Write a Poem that is based upon a myth or legend from your own family – or imagination if nothing else springs to mind
    2. The Winning poets will see their work featured in  a wee book sometime later this year

Rules:

    1. There are no length constraints
    2. You must be a Cult Member to submit your poem – sending it to competition@hedgehogpress.co.uk
    3. Send the poem by 11.59pm on the 31st May 2024

p.s. As this is a bit late, you have until the end of MAY to submit – enjoy!

Oh and …. in case you were wondering about my Grandad’s sanity